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easily irritated

22 years old
from massachusetts
studying anthropology at the university of maine

ACNL friend code: 3454-0707-6400

(formerly corkyduke)

Apr 23 '14

(Source: vinebox)

Apr 23 '14

lol what am i talking about i can’t afford to start skiing again someone punch me

Apr 23 '14

thiagovscoelho:

azuritereaction:

royalelectric:

liesofaman:

khymeira:

Lumigrids » 2012 [Source]

“Lumigrids is an LED projector for bicycles, which aims to improve safety during night riding. It projects square grids onto the ground. By observing changes in the grids, the rider can easily comprehend the landforms ahead.”

dope

Wow. That’s some awesome sci-fi shit

i cant even ride a bike and this is awesome

THIS IS GREAT SAFETY STUFF FOR RIDING BIKES AT NIGHT WITHOUT BUMPING INTO SHIT AND FALLING DUDES

(Source: clock510)

Apr 23 '14

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

Apr 23 '14

some poor soul found my abandoned futurama blog

Apr 23 '14

(Source: seulpeuninyeon)

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

i’m sitting near some ROTC ppl in the dining hall and they’re talking about how they hope the us intervenes in syria so they get to see some action

Apr 23 '14

the curry at this dining hall tastes like water i’m gonna cry

Apr 23 '14

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

Apr 23 '14

(Source: wolvesandrec)

Apr 23 '14
siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

Apr 23 '14

nlghtvisions:

writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in

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Apr 23 '14

sil3ntwulf:

We should establish that to celebrate Earth Day on the UMaine campus some people strip naked, paint themselves green and ride bikes around campus yelling “Happy Earth Day”

and then the ice cream truck playing christmas music

Apr 23 '14

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image